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About a week ago I went to the mall with my daughter Maria and Bianca. Both of them were so hyper active and could not hold still while inside the mall. I can’t manage both pushing Bianca in the stroller and Maria in a grocery cart, so I usually put them together in the cart and pushed them. My daughter Maria, who is very aware, kept asking me a lot of questions. We were in the cosmetics area, and there were two ladies behind us. They were smiling, because Maria was trying to talk, but it did not sound right.
Anyway, before I’ll proceed, let me give you some positive and negative information about what will happen if you eat beans. Well, beans are a high fiber food; that means it does not stay in your digestive system for long. Once you eat it, you will discharge it the same day or on the next day. Since I am on a diet, beans are always part of it. Now, for the negatives, beans will make you fart or flatulent, if you prefer. I don’t understand why beans make so much gas, but the sound can be very embarrassing in public. Now for the smell, oh it’s, most of the time, gross and nasty, never aromatic, but sometimes benign. I know how embarrassing it is in public, but if I am at home, I love to make it a contest with hubby to see who can fart the loudest.
Ok, back to the cosmetics area. I was there looking for something, until I felt like I wanted to release some gas. I was trying to hold it, but it exploded in silence. At least that was a positive, but the negative soon became too obvious, because it was a silent killer. To my surprise, Maria said, “Mama poot, Mama poot”. I thought, what in the world, and how does she know? Well, she gets the opportunity to hear and smell the results of digestion almost everyday at home. But, I was really embarrassed that the two ladies behind me were there to witness the unwanted exhibition. So, I quickly pushed the cart straight ahead and raced to the next aisle, before I finished shopping for what I was looking for.I took this photo last night to share with you what Maria’s face looked like when she said those words.
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Weight History
Restart: 9/01/09
Highest: 185 lbs.
Lowest: 104 lbs.
Goal: 125 lbs.
2/2009 - 140 lbs.
Current: 148 lbs.
November 26, 2008 pm30 5:21 pm
HEHEHEHE…thats so funny! Good job Maria for being so observant
. Si Miriam mao pod na sya ni Zak, ang iyaha jud kay klaro kaayo unya usahay iya pa isyagit sa simbahan nga “daddy farted” ug moingon pa sya, “disgusting” hehehe…maulawan jud lagi ka. Dili pod sya pa kiss ni Zak in the morning kay stinky breath kuno. Lain poy ato, kana bang picture ni Maria, murag si Miriam iya hitsura. Ing ana si Miriam ug hitsura kung magpudlot sa simod hehehehe…Kadako na jud ni Maria sa ug very cute kaayo jud. Salamat sa IM, mo sign in nya ko kay wala pa nako nabasa ang imo message. Take care. God bless!
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November 26, 2008 pm30 6:26 pm
hahaha, this is funny.
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November 26, 2008 pm30 6:34 pm
oh yeah.. my kids embarrassed me too much in public too when they were younger.
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November 26, 2008 pm30 8:06 pm
hahaha that was funny story Raq, I know anything with bean can give us a gas that’s why my husband don’t like eating beans. Maria expression is funny kung sa bisaya pa mama baho otot. That the language inside the house because andre and hubby knows when I fart very loud like a motor and sometimes it will shake the bed if the 3 of us farting hahaha.
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November 26, 2008 pm30 10:32 pm
that was funny! and the face, look at that, she didn’t like the silent killer thingy
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November 26, 2008 pm30 10:42 pm
@ MIMI: Mi, makalingaw jud kau si Maria kay mao pay pagkabalo mo istorya ba og grabe jud maningkamot sya makasulti pero ang dili ga balitok2x lang. Mao na nga kung naa gani new words madungog na ko, it’s a big deal jud. Morag korek lagi pamation. About the pic, daghan jud kog pic nga parehas silag nawong Mi, ako ra kang pakit-on sa uban.
@ JULIANA: Thank you Juliana. She has a lot of fun and witty.
@ JO: I’m looking forward for more Jo. Kakaumpisa lang ni Maria magsalita. How much more if hse can talk straight na.
@ LANIE: He-he…mao bitaw naulaw jud ko kay ang tingog ni Maria kay serioso kau og ni ingon lang syag kalit nga Mama poot maa poot. Labihan jud kau.
@ GIRLIE: Ay mga bata talaga. yung mukha nya Girlie, seryosong seryoso talaga kase, she was trying to say those words. Kakaumpisa lang kase nyang magsalita.
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November 27, 2008 pm30 1:57 am
sis ano ba yan nabulabog ang bahay kakatawa ko hehehehe talagang kuntodo explanasyon bakit nangyare ang mama poot mama poot na yan e noh hehehehehe.. sis almo bat nya narinig yun? kasi magkasing height lang cguro sila ng butt mo hehehehe nakooo ayoko i-try ang beans na yan kahit on diet me waaaaaaaa sis taba ko na naman
hehehehe take care sis! mwah!
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November 27, 2008 pm30 3:57 am
Hahahaha so funny, manay! Very observant si Maria kaya ganon.
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November 27, 2008 pm30 4:12 am
@ JOANJOYCE: Silent killer nga eh. Mas delikado pag walang sounds. Hay kung alam mo lang, kami ni hubby palaging nagco-contest kung sino otot ng malakaw, ha-ha.
Si Maria naman pag ootot, natatakot kase minsan lang sya umootot. About your dieting, don’t worry sis, pag-aalis na si MIL, mag umpisa ka ulit. 
@ SASHA: Manay, grabe ang pang-amoy nya. He-he…
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November 27, 2008 pm30 10:01 am
ooohh… how embarrassing! So funny too. Hands down winner ako in any farting contest between me and hubby. Not that he’s a willing participant. hehehe…
Ang cute naman ni Maria!
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November 27, 2008 pm30 10:42 am
Si andrew moingon in public whew your stinky butt mom hahaha pero ako man siyang ignon hey quite hehehe. Maulawan biya gyod ta. That is the reason wala ko ga-inom ug milk kay samot na gyod perme ko otota lol.
Anyway, happy thanksgiving ninyo tanan. wala diay mo naglakaw ron adto sa inyong in laws. We are leaving soon around 12 noon. god bless.
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November 27, 2008 pm30 11:43 am
visiting here!
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November 27, 2008 pm30 11:47 am
hehehe…tig kaon baya jud ko ug beans..karon pako ka balo..mmmm pero i love beans bahala kontra sa athritis..basta bata wala jud na kasabot sa ilang gi storya..basta maka storya lang..mao sad lagi usahay maulaw ta..hehe
im counting the days na magkita ta..hehehe hope to see you soon!:)
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November 27, 2008 pm30 11:52 am
ganda and cute na pix….
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November 27, 2008 pm30 12:12 pm
Hahaha, this is too funny
Oh yes the ups and downs of dieting with beans
“Silent killer” LOL
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November 27, 2008 pm30 12:53 pm
lol that was funny. They are honest that way. Happy thanksgiving:)
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November 27, 2008 pm30 2:29 pm
hahaha. mura ko gigitik raq. naanad na sa baho sa imong utot nga bisan wala nitingog kabalo si maria…hehehe.
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November 27, 2008 pm30 8:23 pm
@ TANI: Go the farting contest Tani, it’s fun. LOL!
@ LANIE: Happy Thanksgiving and thank you for coming back here.
@ DON_SER: Thank you and welcome in my blog.
@ FIT4ALL: Hi Glorie, nah sulayig kaon kanang kidney beans, grabe jud maka otot-otot. Dugay pa ko mo uli Glo basin mga Feb or March. Basta kita-kits jud ta ha. Duol ra man ng Cebu og CDO, dali ra ko makaabot diha sa inyo.
@ ARAKI: Thank you.
@ BINGOLADY: Oh yeah, we call it silent killer. Haha…I can’t bit my hubby in farting but I can bit him the smell. He told me, mine is a silent killer.
@ IREL: Thank you Irel. Honest to goodness mo lang. Happy Thanksgiving pod. Mo laag ra ko didto sa imong balay unya.
@ SHIELA: Bahu mo lang Shie, labi nag half cook, pastilan jud ka baho. He-he.
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November 27, 2008 pm30 10:18 pm
Too funny
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November 27, 2008 pm30 11:48 pm
hahaha sis may contest pa pala kayo jan ahhh.. ano naman basihan ng winner? pinakamalakas ba o pinaka maamoy ahehehe at cguro ganyan face ng anakiz mo pag nag contest kayong mag hubby, LOL! cute nga e
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November 28, 2008 pm30 8:34 am
kids will rat you out every time. they don’t know how to keep stuff like that quiet. lol
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November 28, 2008 pm30 8:58 am
@ BECKI: That is the first one Becki. I’m gonna post my daughter’s expression soon. This is also funny. I think she got it from her father. Btw, thank you for visiting in my blog and welcome.
@ JOANJOYCE: Hay naku Joan, si hubby ang pinakamalakas and I can’t beat him. But he he said, mine is a silent killer daw. Silent killer kase di masikmura ang amoy. he-he…
@ NATURAL: Oh yeah-yeah. My daughter Maria just started to talk and she has a lot of none sense questions. It’s very tiring to answer those question like “What are you doing?” when in fact, she see me cooking, washing the dishes, cleaning and et cetera.
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November 28, 2008 pm30 9:59 pm
I am sorry but that is so funny about her saying that! Kids are hysterical!!! Love the picture!~
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November 29, 2008 pm30 4:31 pm
hello raquel, visit lang ko. wapa ko kapost sa mga pics pag thanksgiving kay syempre spend time usa sa mga family off akong bana sa work ug mga anak sa school sukad pag Wednesday so maybe ka post nako balik mga pics mga monday na:) enjoy the weekend:)
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November 29, 2008 pm30 5:03 pm
Naku, just like here at home pala kayo,. Sometimes my kids would act as shooting somebody using the sound of fart as a bullet.. If there is only the three of us and my son had another “bullet”, he would point it to his trigger.By the way, you got tagged here
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November 30, 2008 pm30 12:59 am
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Children don’t lie talaga, Sis! They can’t keep mum on stuffs like that. They would even announce it to the entire wide world, haha!
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November 30, 2008 pm30 2:17 pm
hahahaha!!! this is so funny!!! your daughter is so cute and honest!!! pero ok lang un. those people wont see u again anymore, hehe. yeah beans will make u release gas. i hated it when hubby ate beans coz it will always smell nasty and disgusting, hahahahha!!!
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December 1, 2008 pm30 2:37 am
@ HEIDI: I think this is funny though.
@ IREL: Mo duaw ra ko didto sa imong payag kung makalugar. Yay, excited ko sa imong mga foods gipang prepare.
@ FATHERLYOURS: Contest talaga. Si hubby ang pinakamalakas but mine is a silent killer. Ha-ha, talo pa rin sya. Thank you for tagging.
Di ako marunong manalangin, patay!
@ SCOTTY’S PRINCESS: Thank you sis. Etong anak, ngayon lang natutong magsalita. Kaya ayun, ang daming tanong.
@ JENN: Marami pa akong i-share na funny din Jen. So far, ito ang pinaka funny. Thank you for passing by.
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